Archive for June, 2009

Weird News - Georgia man wins big lottery prizes twice in week

The Associated Press

A 62-year-old man struck it big twice in the Georgia Lottery. Earl Fritz won the top prize of $777,777 in the instant game Super Lucky 7’s. That dwarfed the $1,000 he won a week earlier in a different game. The carpenter said he felt lucky a week ago and now feels a little bit luckier.

Fritz said he didn’t realize he had won the big prize at first because he wasn’t wearing his glasses.

The first win came in the instant game Extreme Green.

Fritz and his wife have not decided what to do with the money.


Weird News - Montana woman uses chickens as therapy animals

The Associated Press

Therapy dogs can be a comfort for seniors and those recovering from illnesses and injuries. So how about therapy chickens? Jana Clairmont of Polson, Mont., calls her therapy birds — a white rooster and Cornish game hen — “Fowl Play.”

On Thursday, she took them to visit residents at Polson Health and Rehabilitation Center in northeast Montana.

Many seniors were raised on farms, Clairmont says, and holding a chicken can bring back memories.

As one man stroked the rooster, Alex, the bird stretched out his neck and rested it across the man’s forearm, like a puppy.

Clairmont has arranged visits to retirement and assisted living homes, and says she’d like to take Alex and Carlita, the hen, into classrooms this fall.


Joke - Old Man

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

“I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she says.

“What’s your secret for a long happy life?”

“I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,” he responds.

“I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fat foods, and never exercise.”

“That’s amazing,” the woman answered, “How old are you?”

“Forty-six,” he said.


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