Joke - Farting Problem

span style=”font-family: trebuchet ms;”There’s a woman that has a big problem when it came to farting./spanbr /br /span style=”font-family: trebuchet ms;”She farts all the time, yet is never able to smell or hear them./spanbr /br /span style=”font-family: trebuchet ms;”So one day she decides to go to the doctor about the problem./spanbr /br /span style=”font-family: trebuchet ms;”She tells him how she is always leaving these long, hard farts that she can never smell or hear./spanbr /br /span style=”font-family: trebuchet ms;”The doctor thinks about it and sends her home with some pills, telling her to come back a week later./spanbr /br /span style=”font-family: trebuchet ms;”When she comes back to his office, she tells him how she still is having these horrible farts, but now they smell like rotting eggs./spanbr /br /span style=”font-family: trebuchet ms;”The doctor’s only reaction to this was… “It’s good to know we cleared up your sinuses. Now to work on your hearing….”/spandiv class=”blogger-post-footer”img width=’1′ height=’1′ src=’https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1014426324976834758-5207905527587748376?l=123funny.blogspot.com’//div
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span style=”font-family: trebuchet ms;”Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight…/spanbr /br /span style=”font-family: trebuchet ms;”When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son’s medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills./spanbr /br /span style=”font-family: trebuchet ms;”His son said, “I don’t think you should take one Dad; they’re very strong and very expensive.”/spanbr /br /span style=”font-family: trebuchet ms;”"How much?” asked Grandpa./spanbr /br /span style=”font-family: trebuchet ms;”"$10.00 a pill,” answered his son./spanbr /br /span style=”font-family: trebuchet ms;”"I don’t care,” said Grandpa, “I’d still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning, I’ll put the money under your pillow.”/spanbr /br /span style=”font-family: trebuchet ms;”Later the next morning, the son found $110.00 under his pillow. He called Grandpa and said, “I told you, each pill was $10.00, not $110.00./spanbr /br /span style=”font-family: trebuchet ms;”"I know,” said Grandpa. “The hundred is from Grandma!”/spandiv class=”blogger-post-footer”img width=’1′ height=’1′ src=’https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1014426324976834758-7181784387179851255?l=123funny.blogspot.com’//div
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span style=”font-family: trebuchet ms;”Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you’ll have to pee./spanbr /br /span style=”font-family: trebuchet ms;”Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner./spanbr /br /span style=”font-family: trebuchet ms;”Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act./spanbr /br /span style=”font-family: trebuchet ms;”Law of the Telephone: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal./spanbr /br /span style=”font-family: trebuchet ms;”Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire./spanbr /br /span style=”font-family: trebuchet ms;”Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now./spanbr /br /span style=”font-family: trebuchet ms;”Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings./spanbr /br /span style=”font-family: trebuchet ms;”Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with./spanbr /br /span style=”font-family: trebuchet ms;”Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will./spanbr /br /span style=”font-family: trebuchet ms;”Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach./spanbr /br /span style=”font-family: trebuchet ms;”Law of the Theatre: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last./spanbr /br /span style=”font-family: trebuchet ms;”Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, you boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold./spanbr /br /span style=”font-family: trebuchet ms;”Murphy’s Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers./spanbr /br /span style=”font-family: trebuchet ms;”Law of Rugs and Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpeting./spanbr /br /span style=”font-family: trebuchet ms;”Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are./spanbr /br /span style=”font-family: trebuchet ms;”Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about./spanbr /br /span style=”font-family: trebuchet ms;”Brown’s Law: If the shoe fits, it’s ugly./spanbr /br /span style=”font-family: trebuchet ms;”Oliver’s Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet./spanbr /br /span style=”font-family: trebuchet ms;”Wilson’s Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it./spandiv class=”blogger-post-footer”img width=’1′ height=’1′ src=’https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1014426324976834758-2383023761387523513?l=123funny.blogspot.com’//div
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A little boy was doing his maths homework.

He said to himself, “Two plus five, the son of a b!tch is seven.”

“Three plus six, the son of a b!tch is nine…”

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, “What are you doing?”

The little boy answered, “I’m doing my maths homework, Mom.”

“And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?” the mother asked.

“Yes,” he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, “What are you teaching my son in maths?”

The teacher replied, “Right now, we are learning addition.”

The mother asked, “And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the Son Of a b!tch is four?”

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, “What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.”